February 2011
It is sleeting, thundering, and lightening. I hope my power doesn’t go out.
January 2011
“Damn Sarah, you need to be a porn star.”
– My mom after hearing what Charlie Sheen paid for one porn star.
Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares, baby
I think I wanna marry you
Today I almost walked out
I don’t understand why people think that it’s okay to yell at me, and blame me for something I didn’t do. This job isn’t worth the stress, the anger.. Its not worth anything. Anyone want to hire me?
It scares me how many suicide notes I've seen on...
I love my new ringtone
She keeps Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
“Let them eat cake”, she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can’t decline
Happy Birthday Buffy!!!
horrorbot:
Buffy Summers turns 30 today. Woohooo!
steven tyler… you’re amazing really, but why do you have to dress like a pirates of the carribean extra….. why?
That Moment When You're Drifting Off To Sleep &...
THE KICK
